I can’t really read any of that o/\/\ o someone translate please?

ask-real-life-chandra:

THERES A BIG BLACK BUZZY FLY-Y THINGY IN MY ROOM!!!!!
SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!

IT’S MEEEEEE! ^/\/\ ^ ((sorry, couldn’t help myself))

TO DA!))

((I’m sorry anon, I really tried, but whatever I draw ends up failing miserably ;A;. However, if I had access to the right pieces, I’m sure I could have actually built him.))

((if you’re an ask magic: the gathering blog, like this and I’ll follow you.))

EDIT: ((When I say ask blog, I mean a blog imitating a character that may (or may not) exist in the magic the gathering multiverse, sorry anyone else))

Or did everyone get eaten by Vorinclex </\/\ <

Er…what is this…”car”… of which you speak? o/\/\O

Hi, I’m Vault Skirge, and I’ve been too lazy to do anything recently. Please don’t kill me because of my absence, I only have one toughness….

((there’s also the fact I still have no wifi at the moment. Send me your asks people, it’s summer, I have loads of time and I should start drawing again anyway.))

eating up all my time D:<

once summer hits, I’ll have a shit ton more time to work on drawings

sorry ;A;

be patient please))